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June 11, 2008

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Robin M

I can't think of anything funny! I do have a little saying that I attach to my emails.
"Wise enough to know better, Old enough to care less."
Have a great day!
hugs

Cheryl P

I have to share this site:

http://icanhascheezburger.com/

It's one that ALWAYS brings a smile to my face! :)

Harley

You are looking great Melissa, keep up the good spirits! I love animal jokes so I have a couple for you :)

**Why is your cat so small?
He only drinks condensed milk.

**A man at an auction sale started bidding for a parrot. The bidding went higher and higher, but finally the man bought the bird. Then he realized that he didn't even know if it could talk, so he asked the auctioneer.
"Of course it can talk," he replied. "Who do you think was bidding against you?"

Michelle Pennington

Thank you so much for that little peice of your life story that you are adopted! That where my heart is right now, I can't wait to start our process!

You have just uplifted my day without even realizing it!!!

Thank you.

Paula

I am so happy to see you doing better today, so---------My funny cat loves to play with tape, its funny to watch him with a long piece of tape rolling all over the floor with it stuck to his paws.

Melissa  #2756

The sweetest lil girl i know was engrossed in Cinderalla one day and decided to go ask Mommy for pigtails. So mommy tells her that her hair aren't long enough yet and that she can't. So the little girl goes "well then do "bibbity boppity boo" (like the fairy God mother) and ill have some". i still laugh when i think of her mom telling us this one :)
Hope your feeling better. God Bless You today and always

Melissa Reeder

Top 10 Signs of a Scrapbook Addict

You're the only one at a social gathering yelling, "Just one more photo, folks; I don't have enough for a two-page spread!
Blue photo split backs can be found in unusual places--school lunch bags, briefcases, pants pockets, the dog's water bowl.
A regular sandwich is no longer acceptable--it must be cropped or cut with decorative edges.
You try to claim your album purchases as a medical expense because it's such good "therapy".
You buy a new pink swimsuit because it matches the pink photo mounting paper.
Your child is the only one in agriculture class who thinks "crop" is to "cut your photos."
You decide to give your child piano lessons so you'll be able to use the musical instrument stickers that are in the Big Pack.
You redecorate your family room to coordinate with your photo album covers.
Your three year old wants to know if her coloring book is "archival quality".
You're in a fender bender and your first thought is, "I wonder what die-cut shape will coordinate with this event?"
Your three-year-old wants to know if her coloring book is "archival quality."
Scraps from your corner rounder cuttings can be found in unusual places: school lunch bags, briefcases, the laundry, the dog's water bowl.
Of course a scrapbook addict doesn't follow a 12 step program but a 12 x 12 step one.

Gracie

It is good to see your smiling photo! My Mom passed away from cancer, and when she was in the hospital, she said, "You just sit here beside the bed and smile." I did as I was told of course, and everytime she would wake up and look over at me, I would have to paste this fake smile on my face. I told her that it was really hard for me to smile-I mean really...I was so, so sad. She promptly responded that smiling is the most powerful thing a person can do, and back to sleep she went.
Many years later, those words she spoke were always in the back of my mind. I began to do what she told me to on that sad day and now tell my kids the same thing.
A smile can be more powerful than words, can begin a friendship, heal a hurt, and just make a day so much more pleasant.
There is not enough smiles in the world, but I try to change that-one smile at a time.
I'm sending you a smile.

sabrina S

I have two daughters, ages 4 and 2. For some reason...they don't like to go to bed! Last night, I overheard them playing, and my oldest daughter turned to my youngest and said, "Claire, you watch the sun, and don't let it go down!". hee hee. Hope you have a wonderful day. Thinking of you!

Chris Krueger

Hi Melissa,
My daughter is adopted and she is so perfect for me. I couldn't imagine giving birth to a more perfect daughter. I'm sure your Mom feels the same way.

The other day my daughter (age 2 1/2) said:
"Mom, I got a boo boo. I need a rubber band-aid." I couldn't help but laugh at RUBBER Band-Aid!! Hope it makes you smile, too.

CK

Heather Pruder

His pediatrician asked six-year-old Johnny, who watched a good many TV, adds, just to make conversation. Johnny, if you found a couple of dollars and had to spend them, what would you buy?”
“A box of Tampax,” he replied without hesitation.
“Tampax?” said the doctor. “What would you do with that?”
“Well,” said Johnny, “I do not know exactly, but it’s sure worth two dollars.
With tampax, it says on TV, you can go swimming, go horseback riding, and also go skating, any time you want to.”

Heather L.

Lately my 4 year old DS is very into knock knock jokes. Here is his current favorite:

Knock knock...
Who's there?
Cows go.
Cows go who?
No, cows go moo.

kellie

I stink at jokes!! I can never remember them. I only have one I remember and Im warning you it's cheesy! Ok here goes...

HEY!!! Did you hear about that new pirate movie??


It's rated RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!

Ha!! Ok now Im cracking myself up. Hope it at least made ya smile. Hope your having a great day

Kellie

Andrea

Q. What did the Dalai Lama say to the street-cart hot dog vendor?

A. Make me one with everything ;)

Sending tons of warm thoughts your way!!! :)

Trace Geworsky

I went out for dinner 2 weeks ago with my son who is 4, and as we were waiting for our food to arrive, he says to me "do you know what 2 people do when they are on a date?" Nervously, I said "no" and he says "they have dinner and talk about their likes and dislikes." HAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAAHAAAHHHAA
Is that not adorable!!!
Apparently he learnt that from the movie "Enchanted" which is a great chick flick by the way.
Hope you are having a better day< melissa

Take care,
Trace Geworsky

christa

So here is a conversation/teaching moment I had with my 3 year old son, yesterday. . .it went like this (I hope you are wearing depends). I was going the bathroom the other day (never any privacy as a mom) and my little dude came in said "mom, mom, are you going poop or pee? Mom, "just pee, buddy." Asher, "Mooooom, push your penis down!!!" Biting my cheek so I don't laugh my head off, I said, "buddy, girls don't have penises, they have vaginas." Asher quite perplexed, "what happened?" Mom, "nothing buddy, that's just how Heavenly Father made us." Thankfully, that answer pacified him. Until, later that afternoon, we were at my friends house and when she left the room Asher asked me, "mom, does Debbie have a china?" Again, trying not to pee my pants, "yes, debbie has a VAgina." So on with naming the people and their parts we went. I LOVE being a mom!

I wish you a very speedy recovery with lots of laughs and just remember when going pee. . .don't forget to "push your penis down!"

Rosanne Dreyer

I offered to stand on my head for my friend who is also fighting breast cancer so I could extend you the same offer.......oh who I am kidding, I cannot stand on my head!

ania

I just learned of this joke and I LOVE it. Hope it will make you laugh some too :)

The photographer for a large national newspaper was assigned to get photos of an enormous forest fire. Smoke at the scene was too thick to get any good shots, so he frantically called his home office to hire a plane.


"It will be waiting for you at the airport!" he was assured by his editor.

As soon as he got to the small, rural airport, sure enough: a plane was warming up near the runway. The photographer jumped in with his equipment and yelled, "Let's go! Go, go, go!"

The pilot nodded and swung the plane into the wind and soon they were in the air.

"Fly over the north side of the fire," said the photographer, "and make three or four low level passes."

"Why?" asked the pilot.

"Because I'm going to take pictures! I'm a photographer, and photographers take pictures!" said the photographer with great exasperation and impatience.

"Do you mean to say," the pilot asked after a long pause, "that you're not the flight instructor?"

kim harter

whenever I think of this horrible disease Gilda Radner comes to mind. [If some of you don't remember her she was on Saturday Night live] what a wonderful lady!! she battled breast cancer with class. I remember reading her book and she had such a humorus outlook on the whole thing.You have to have humor!!

Chris

I at this moment can not think of anything funny to say. but wanted to offer hugs and prayers! I do have a funny sea monster story on my blog.

Wendy Antenucci

My 2 year old boy has picked up a line from Toy Story and is running around pretending to be the dinosaur Rex saying - Roar, are you scared. But his words are a little hard to understand so it sounds more like "ror u sceired?" Then he expects us to scream and hide! My household is quite loud at times as you can see.

krista

Hope your having a great healing:)
My younger sisters comes home all the time with new jokes... Here's one that she told me a few days ago...
'A child came home from Sunday School and told his mother that he had learned a new song about a cross-eyed bear named Gladly. It took his mother a while before she realized that the hymn was really "Gladly The Cross I'd Bear,"
Aren't kids just precious?:)

Kathy W

Three things: First, the movie "Galaxy Quest" is one of my all time favorite funny movies (with Tim Allen). You have to have been into the Star Trek shows to get all the humor, but I love it! Second, don't try to bake with something else on your mind...I whipped up some homemade cornbread, and couldn't understand why it was so flat...I zoned out and put cream of tarter in the recipe instead of baking powder. And finally, two mornings ago, I spotted the most amazing, wonderful thing on my way to work. We have a lot of quail in our neighborhood, and crossing the road were Mama and Papa quail...followed by the CUTEST tiny, tiny babies! I swear the babies were no more than a couple inches high. I just loved this moment. Big hugs for you today!

Bobbi in KY

When potty training my little girl-she cried because she didn't have a "pee-pee" like her big brother. He said "don't cry-you've got a pee-pee, God just made it invisible!"

Have a great day Melissa!!

Kim

Melissa - Make wise choices in the doctor's office! This is a true story that happened to my sister.
My sis took my 3 year old niece, Kaylyn, to the dr. office and while sitting their Kaylyn said "mommy, I have to throw up", so my sister runs her into the restroom....nothing....they return to the waiting room. Then...."mommy, I have to throw up", so my sister runs her into the restroom again....nothing.....they return to the waiting room.....same thing happened a third time! The fourth time Kaylyn said "mommy, I have to throw up" my sister was a little frustrated and grabbed her purse, opened it and said, here, throw up in my purse.....and she politely did just that!!! The people in the waiting room looked at her in shock, surely thinking she was nuts!! Then my sister went to the restroom and cleaned out her purse!!
I hope that gave you a giggle it makes me laugh every time I think about it!!
Hugs from Iowa!!
Kim

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